Tuesday, February 21, 2012

High School Love Letter.

It has been awhile since I blogged. Blame it on laziness and lack of internet access. I knew what I wanted to post in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, seeing as that is past, I’ll post it anyway.
First things first; how was your V-day? Anything special happened? Mine was the same because I am a lonely heart. I had a few chocolates from friends and my brother sent me a rose via BBM. It was nice of him to do that.
Remember those days when we had got into the use of email and the internet? When we used to forward every chain mail we got? Well, I got this from a friend of mine. Actually found it when I was cleaning out my mailbox. I shared it a long time ago on my Facebook and we had a laugh over it with my friends. The comments were hilarious.
I knew I had to share it again once I saw it in my mailbox but on a different platform.
Ps: The typos, writing, Grammar etc are all from the creator/author of this letter. I didn’t change anything because it’d take away the funny from the letter.

Hand post
** " P D N F"--- please do no fold
Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe!
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this
benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love
you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground
I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my
peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stop functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in
my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch
you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a the! ing for them.
Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi

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